What Do PhD Students Do For Fun?

This is an actual copy/paste of an actual e-mail to actual PhD students at an actual Theological Institution:

Starting this Friday we are going to have our first of our weekly scrabble/hang out times in the (blank) Reading Room. We will have Greek, Hebrew, Latin, French, and English available to play. Feel free to invite your friends. We hope this can both sharpen our language skills and help us get to know one another.

My favourite line: "Feel free to invite your friends".